GAG OF THE MONTH
WAY TO GO
A GUINNESS brewery worker, Patrick, travelled to the home of his co-worker Liam with some bad news. When Liam’s wife opened the door, Patrick said, “I’m sorry to have to be the one to tell you, Mary, but Liam died at the brewery today.”
“Oh my god!” Mary cried. “What happened?”
“I’m afraid Liam drowned in a vat of Guinness stout,” Patrick said.
“That’s terrible!” Mary sobbed. “Was it a quick death at least, Patrick?
“I’m afraid not, Mary,” Patrick replied.
