I DON’T MEAN to be smug, but I’ve just attended my favourite event of the year. And, almost certainly, you weren’t there because there are only 10,000 tickets available. Indeed, it’s an event so good, I hesitated before putting pen to paper today—lest you tell your mates, scoop up next year’s tickets, and I can’t get in.
But, as we all recognise, this column is, first and foremost, a treasured public service. You see my dilemma? Alright: I guess I’ll tell about it, but you’ll have to promise not to tell anybody
