Schumer Quotes

“Women are always expected to be the gracious hostess, quick with an anecdote and a sprinkling of laughter at others' stories. We are always the ones who have to smooth over all the awkward moments in life with soul-crushing pleasantries. We are basically unpaid geishas. But when we do not fulfill this expectation ( because we are introverted ) people asume we must be either depressed or a cunt".”
― Amy Schumer, The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo

“the two most corrupted motherfuckers in that Party are leading the party”
― Jimmy Dore