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394 pages, Hardcover
First published June 14, 2012
"He drains the entire thing in one gulp, then reaches for the other cup.
"That's mine," I say.
"Oh, jeez. Of course. Sorry. I am thirsty."
I extend my arm with the lemonade. "You can have it. There's always more."
He shakes his head. "I would never deprive you."
I feel my stomach do that weird little flip-flop thing you hear about."
"No, thank God. I'd die if I got in trouble."
Jase looks at me intently, as though what I've said is profound" ← SEE?
"No, you wouldn't, Samantha. You wouldn't die. You'd just be in trouble and then you'd move on."
"I know!" she says. "It's so much worst since he got kicked out of Ellery. He spends all day like this [STONED & DRUNKED AT HOME], and God knows what he does at night. My parents are completely and totally without a clue. Mommy buys all his lies - 'Oh, that's catnip in that bag, Ma. Oh, those pills? Aspirin. That white stuff? Just salt."
"He's [the Obvious Dad] even got Tim's pot plant in with his own plants, giving it Miracle-Gro. What kind of man was young in the eighties and doesn't recognize marijuana?"
"How can I say "Uh - Mom - I think he might be seeing someone else too"?
"How did you get so good at everything?" I ask Jase as he wipes his greasy hands on a rag from his tool kit.
"At everything," he repeats thoughtfully."
"Jase's green eyes meet mine, then his lashes lower. "I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way."
I don't know what it is about this that makes me blush, but something does."
”Hey, need rescuing?”
“Is Jase already gonna marry you?”
I start coughing again. “Uh, No. No, George. I’m only seventeen.” As if that’s the only reason we’re not engaged.
“I’m this many.” George holds up four, slightly grubby fingers. “But Jase is seventeen and a half. You could. Then you could live in here with him. And have a big family.”
Jase strides back into the room, of course, midway through this proposition. “George. Beat it. Discovery Channel is on.”
George backs out of the room but not before saying, “His bed’s really comfortable. And he never pees in it.”
”I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way”
One thing my mother never knew, and would dissaprove of most of all, was that i watched the Garretts. All the time.
“Who are these people, and why do they think their own opinions are the only right ones?”
“Is Jase already gonna marry you?”
I start coughing again. “Uh, No. No, George. I’m only seventeen.” As if that’s the only reason we’re not engaged.
“I’m this many.” George holds up four, slightly grubby fingers. “But Jase is seventeen and a half. You could. Then you could live in here with him. And have a big family.”
Jase strides back into the room, of course, midway through this proposition. “George. Beat it. Discovery Channel is on.”
George backs out of the room but not before saying, “His bed’s really comfortable. And he never pees in it.”