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@JonPorty

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    26 Jul 2019

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    Jon YOU HAVE A NINTENDO THERE IS NO NEED
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  2. 2 hours ago

    There’s a really cool little upgrade coming for the audio in Netflix’s Android app

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  3. 2 hours ago

    Broadly speaking I'm not interested in having kids, but the track list for "Now That's What I Call Dad Rock" has me tempted

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  4. 7 hours ago

    It seems a little strange to complain about a company not obeying GDPR rules in a country that doesn't have GDPR rules?

    "It is a cause of concern that WhatsApp is treating Indian and European users differently when it comes to privacy, the central government told the Delhi High Court on Monday"
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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 21

    woah, did Lisa in The Simpsons predict Kamala Harris' inauguration outfit?

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  6. Jan 22

    Screw the edit button, where's the "mute all tweets about simpsons predicting the future" button?

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  7. Jan 22

    Would love for to sort this silly-ness out though (this is a 21:9 cinematic, which for some reasons has black bars around all four sides when running on a 21:9 monitor)

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  8. Jan 22

    After playing Cyberpunk and Watch Dogs: Legion, two games that ran ok-ish on my PC but were stuttery as hell, it's so refreshing to play Hitman 3, a game that just freaking works on PC

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  9. Jan 22

    Some cause for hope in the coming weeks

    The UK administered a vaccine dose to 0.7% of the country's adult population yesterday. That's a remarkable pace. About 10% of the adult population has received a dose now. If yesterday's pace were maintained, the UK would hit 50% of adults receiving a dose over the next 8 weeks.
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  10. Jan 21

    harsh but fair

    harsh but fair
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  11. Jan 21

    Oh duh, this is the bit that's arriving "in the coming weeks"

    An important update to our 3 Pre-launch guide:
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  12. Jan 21

    So I've FINALLY managed to import my Hitman 2 (Steam) save data into Hitman 3 (Epic Games Store). BUT it looks like it's only imported my progress, and doesn't let me actually play the levels. Is this how it's supposed to work, or am I going to have to re-buy H2 as DLC?

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  13. Jan 21

    ...instead Apple 'releases' a headset to consumers without the expectation of big sales. Then while everyone is distracted by its specs/annoyed by its price tag, Apple's developer partners have time to develop software, ready for the mass-market version down the line

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  14. Jan 21

    VR's biggest problem is content, so a successful launch needs lots of apps. But the second Apple sends out headsets to developers it'll get leaked instantly. Soooo...

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  15. Jan 21

    Here's my completely unsubstantiated theory about why Apple would release a VR headset that it doesn't intend anyone to buy...

    Apple’s first VR headset reportedly includes a fabric design, a fan, and expensive price tag
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  16. Jan 21

    Beeper is making some very big claims about being able to unify basically every major chat app into one interface, but its workaround for iMessage is... interesting

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  17. Jan 20

    And now, the traditional ten minutes of Schrodinger's president.

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  18. Jan 20

    So for some reason, the BBC feed of Trump arriving in Florida made him and Melania look like straight-up yellow Simpsons characters??

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  19. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    LG has been struggling to compete with Android smartphones for years, and now it's considering giving up. LG has confirmed to me that it's looking at all options for its mobile challenges in 2021. Details here:

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  20. Jan 19

    Two weeks ago a manager at Sainsbury's refused to sell me, a 29 year old man, gin, because my driving license is expired. Gin.

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  21. Jan 19

    Web chat, email? Nah mate, it's only the phone squad that can help

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