the office. (u.s.)

that’s what she said (michael & dwight & pam & jim & angela & kelly & ryan & kevin & meredith & oscar & phyllis & stanley & jan & andy & darryl & creed & gabe & toby & karen & pete & erin & nellie & clark & holly) “I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides.” - Dwight Schrute "You don't know me, you've just seen my penis." -Michael Scott