The Object of My Affection

Alan Shore: I can't deny this one scared me, Denny. As illegal as her actions were, I would have been devastated had she gone to jail.

Denny Crane: And yet, as justified as you say she was, you're telling me you're still against the death penalty?

Alan Shore: Absolutely.

Denny Crane: Doesn't make any sense.

Alan Shore: Makes perfect sense.

Denny Crane: It's okay for her to execute him, but if the government does it for her...

Alan Shore: - That would be wrong.

Denny Crane: Leave it to you liberals to come up with research that says it's okay to be for revenge, and against the death penalty.

Alan Shore: It's a lot like being for the death penalty, and yet, pro-life.

Denny Crane: You wanna go there? I can go there.

Alan Shore: You started it.

Denny Crane: I didn't start it. I'm just saying that you are a hypocrite.

Alan Shore: [laughs] No I'm not.

Denny Crane: Yes, you are! You come up with these studies - and another thing about you Democrats, you all believe in science!

Alan Shore: You should remember that little gem for your testimony.

Denny Crane: I will. Don't you worry.

[sighs]

Denny Crane: Would you defend me? Since I'm a witness, I'll need a lawyer to defend me, would you defend me?

Alan Shore: I'll defend you Denny.

Denny Crane: Thank you.