Ben Katz: [on the phone with Dr. Katz] Uh, couple words about the bike.
Dr. Katz: Yeah?
Ben Katz: Sucks. Uh, not good. Bad bike, waste of money. Looks bad. People laugh at it. I go by, I ride, the engine doesn't kick in.
Dr. Katz: Couple little words about the son.
Ben Katz: Yeah?
Dr. Katz: Not supportive.
Ben Katz: Okay.
Dr. Katz: Unkind.
Ben Katz: Gotcha.
Dr. Katz: Peeing on my parade. Maybe a little jealous of my bike.
Ben Katz: I'm not jealous, dad. I'm, I was riding it, and what happens is, when the engine kicks in, it goes slower. Because it, like, resists. I was also gonna say, dad, is it doesn't do well down sets of stairs.
Dr. Katz: No, it's not...
Ben Katz: It's not like a mountain bike.
Dr. Katz: No, it's a road vehicle, it's not an off-road vehicle.
Ben Katz: 'Cause when you do, the electric part?
Dr. Katz: Yeah?
Ben Katz: Snaps off.
Dr. Katz: You don't mean that literally, it snapped off? You mean...
Ben Katz: I mean hypothetically, it would, and literally, it did.
Dr. Katz: Yeah, Ben, we're gonna have to talk about this more tonight. And I think... I'm hoping that you realize that you've made a-
[Ben's already hung up]
Dr. Katz: hello? Ben?
