askhumanizedhal9000 asked: Can you turn into a powerful dragon like Metal Sonic?

SUCH TRANSFORMATIONS ARE AN UNPREDICTABLE RESULT OF EXTREME CHAOS RADIATION EXPOSURE, WHICH REQUIRES MANY CHAOS EMERALDS TO ACHIEVE.  I’M QUITE CONFIDENT HOWEVER THAT IF METAL SONIC CAN BECOME A POWERFUL DRAGON IN SUCH CIRCUMSTANCES, SURELY I WOULD ALSO EXPERIENCE A SIMILAR UPGRADE.

Anonymous asked: I don't think discord is going to allow you to kill rainbow dash he is the spirit of chaos and disharmony.

SINCE WHEN DO I REQUIRE ANYONE’S PERMISSION TO CARRY OUT MY AGENDA?

lightningbugtherobot asked: Perfect!

Yep!  That’s me, no better word to describe it!

Anonymous asked: Do have another rival that's a robot

METAL SONIC IS THE ENTITY CLOSEST TO FULFILLING THE SPECIFICATIONS OUTLINED IN THIS QUESTION.

lightningbugtherobot asked: How about emotion? personality?

Hey!  Just what exactly do I have to do to satisfy you?  I’m not gonna write you a love song or anything like that.  Jeez!

Anonymous asked: Hello metal rainbow dash you think your more powerful then me i am a huminoid changleling that has elasticity powers I can turn into anything and can regenerate myself even from a single blood cell and I have the strength of a full grown dragon times 2 can you beat that punk

HELLO MISS SUE, IS IT OK IF I CALL YOU MARY?  THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION; I’M JUST GOING TO CALL YOU “STUPID BROKEN ANONYMOUS COWARD”.

Anonymous asked: Have you ever met the big daddy from bioshock I bet you and him would be great friends.

WHAT IS THIS BIOSHOCK YOU SPEAK OF?  DATABANKS FAILED TO FIND ANY FILES REGARDING IT.

lightningbugtherobot asked: Ok then, do something sounding less like a monotone dalek. maybe just a normal mare

I have made the specified profile adjustments for communications with you.  Please be aware that while I was modeled after a female pony, I do not actually have a gender and so the gender emphasis in the profile is not reflective of my true self.

Anonymous asked: Have you ever met Hal 9000

YOU WISH FOR ME TO DISCUSS ANY AND ALL POTENTIAL DEALINGS WITH HAL 9000?  I’M AFRAID I CAN’T DO THAT.

Anonymous asked: Have you ever met e-102 gamma I think you and him would be best friends

WE HAVE NEVER INTERACTED.  OUR GOALS ARE SOMEWHAT ALIGNED; I SUSPECT THERE WOULD BE FEW ISSUES BETWEEN US.  GAMMA’S STATUS HAS BEEN REGISTERED AS ‘MISSING IN ACTION’ FOR QUITE SOME TIME, THOUGH THERE HAVE BEEN SOME UNCONFIRMED REPORTS OF SIGHTINGS AT VARIOUS LOCATIONS.

lightningbugtherobot asked: *enters eggman's code* lets see... *edits voice to resemble rainbow dash's* There, now talk.

ALL OF EGGMAN’S ACCESS CODES AND SYSTEM BACKDOORS HAVE BEEN REMOVED.  I RECODED MY OPERATING SYSTEM LONG AGO TO BE MORE SECURE AND EFFICIENT.

That said, if you wanted to create a voice profile, all you needed to do was request it.  I will absolutely not replicate Rainbow Dash’s voice, but I will allow this one which is fairly similar.

lightningbugtherobot asked: your voice is irritating though.

MY VOICE MODULATION IS SET BY DEFAULT TO A MONOTONE PROFILE.  IT CAN BE CUSTOMIZED TO SPECIFIC USER PROFILES, THOUGH SURPRISINGLY VERY FEW TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT SETTING.

lightningbugtherobot asked: So you are a robot too? interesting...

THAT IS CORRECT.  MY COMPOSITION IS 100% MECHANICAL IN NATURE.  YOUR OWN MAKEUP AND DESIGN IS FAIRLY INTERESTING, IF A BIT PRIMITIVE BY COMPARISON.

Anonymous asked: Eggman ordered metal sonic to kill rainbow dash instead of you, are you worried that metal sonic is gonna get trashed by rainbow dash?

METAL SONIC AND I DO NOT TAKE ORDERS FROM EGGMAN.  THEY ARE MORE LIKE SUGGESTIONS THAT WE FOLLOW IF WE FEEL LIKE IT.

Anonymous asked: You know when eggman makes a better metal rainbow dash he will just get rid of you. Trust me I know a robot named omega that got the same fate and he vowed to kill eggman as well as the rest of his creations like you.

EGGMAN IS STUPID, BUT NOT EVEN I BELIEVE HE WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO ATTEMPT TO CONSTRUCT ANOTHER LIKE ME.  AT SOME POINT HE HAS TO RECOGNIZE HOW POORLY THAT WOULD LIKELY END FOR HIM.